Greetings my little Turkey’s –

I hope you all had a good Christmas and Santa knew exactly where to find you.

Not much going on here – there was a fishing competition for the kids……… Indy was a bit upset as all the smaller kids had been taken!! You had to be under 13 accompanied by an adult. We couldn’t find a spare child!!

Nearly the next best thing…..Indy and Jamie went Eeling and found a Zebra Eel……very rare.

Later during the day we went on a road trip to the ice cream parlour!! Opposite there is a shack (they like to call themselves shops and stores – yeah right…hahahahaha) that sells wood carvings….if we could figure out how to get them home, I could be the proud owner of an 8 ft giraffe! Every home should have one.
The man who owned the establishment (couple of pieces of metal tied together with a bit of rope) was a Rasta Kenyan. He was hidden round the back and was referred to as ‘the boss’. I started the negotiations with the girl and she said she would have to ask her boss…..in walks Rasta. Apparently the original Rastafarians were the Kenyans. I thought they were the Jamacians but hey!! Anyway, this chap was high as a kite, wearing a marijuana t. shirt and smoking a joint. There was a large bong type thing going on behind him and a plume of smoke billowing through the window (whole in the wall). He started to tell me about how superior his giraffe was and to lift it to see how heavy it was!! His negotiation technique was to increase the price and then go higher…..idiot! So far, I am Giraffeless but tomorrow is another day!

Tonight there were 18 of us for dinner…..seafood buffet. Completely wasted on Jessie and I but Jamie and Indy made the most of it – think they had about 5 lobsters each plus a variety of other stuff!

Oh – I had a massage as well……blimey did she stink! All the staff are supplied with deodorant – just a pity they dont use it! Thought I’d share that with you.

Other than that – not much else to tell you.

Until manjana – sleep well.

Over and out
Anna x